famous people with sentence names

[DiscoStu]

How many famous people can you think of whose names are also sentences? Here's a few:

Jeremy Irons
Robert Burns
Bill Withers
Lynn Faulds Wood (my personal favourite!)
Ben Folds
Brian Cant

I'm compiling a list for using down the pub so all contributions welcome!

[shammydodger]

Life Garrett

[DaSwede]

You won't be able to use this, DiscoStu, as it takes too much explaining (and isn't even a sentence), but here goes:

In the nineties Sweden had a Minister of Justice named Gun Hellsvik. When English-speaking people pronounced her name it sounded just like Gun (the weapon) Hell's Week. Quite a name for a Minister of Justice! Sounds like some shootout at the old corral.

[joko]

i don't get that one shammy... do you mean that singer leif garrett? thats pronounced leaf i think... but i still don't get it...

ivana trump is the best, ivana trump all the time

[shammydodger]

Joko

Yep, I was using artistic licence! Life as in "Life sentence."

I'll get me coat.

[scuzzball]

Hugo First
Claude Balls
I. Knockabollacov.

[lankeela]

Desmond Dekker
John Prescott
Patrick Fitzwilliam
John Fitzpatrick
Bob Monkhouse
Osama Bin Laden

[lankeela]

On a theme....

Jack Duckworth
Danny Baldwin
Charlie Slater
Pauline Fowler
Garry Hobbs

Would like to use Charity Dingle but even artistic licence can't help!

[lankeela]

Max Bygraves
Dick Van Dyke
David Hasselhoff
Jade Goody
Julie Walters
Matthew Pinsent
Joan Rivers
Courtney Cox

[poppyk]

fred astaire(a stair)

[shammydodger]

Herbert six months suspended