Baby
A couple had been trying for a baby for a few years without any luck. Eventually they
saw a specialist who said there was a new system to help them. It involved an injection of monkey glands. Within weeks the wife was pregnant.
On the day of the birth the father was anxious to see his first born and asked the doctor
was it a boy or a girl.
"We're not sure just yet." The doctor replied. "We're waiting it to come down form the chandelier
before we can tell."