Sipping Wine.

BANANASPLITS | 10:32 Mon 24th Sep 2018 | Jokes

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A married couple are sitting in the living room, sipping wine. Out of the blue, the wife says, “I love you.”
“Is that you, or the wine talking?” asks the husband, surprised by this unaccustomed declaration.

“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking
to the wine.”

Nuisance Phone Calls.....

Yorkshire Farmer............

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Sqad

LOL

retrocop

Laughed so much I got Hock ups

Georgiesmum

Good one!

Patsy33

Oh dear. Sour grapes?

BANANASPLITS

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he's not talking to rosé anymore!

Patsy33

They used to be such a bubbly pair..

retrocop

He left her soon after and ran away to sea. It was a Grand Cru he joined.

Patsy33

She's bottled things up for years..

retrocop

“Is that you, or the wine talking?” asks the husband, surprised by this unaccustomed declaration.

“It’s me,” says the wife. “Talking
to the wine.”

Well you ruddy finish it then it's making me Sec!!