Blind Date

[Hymie]

Last weekend, my friend set me up with a blind-date with his sister. Despite his assurance that she was attractive and intelligent – I was concerned that I might find her unattractive and be stuck with her for the whole date.

My friend suggested I down load the ‘Date Rescue App’ on my phone – he explained that I need to set the App to ring my phone shortly after we were scheduled to meet, and then answer the phone with ‘Mum, what’s the matter, are you OK?’ Then make my excuses and leave, it’s fool-proof.

I arrived at his sister’s house and knocked on the door – my friend’s sister answered the door and looked gorgeous in a tight-fitting dress. Before I had a chance to compliment her on her appearance, her mobile phone rang – she answered it ‘Mum, what’s the matter, are you OK?’

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[bookbinder]

That's not bad at all! A good one!

[devayaani]

LoL!