Dave

[johnny.5]

Last night whilst watching tv,
Dave said to his wife
"you know what? You're the absolute double of Jennifer Aniston".
She gave him a cheeky grin & said "really?"
He said "yes sweetheart she's 9 stone and you're 18’’
Doctors say Dave should be home in time for Christmas

[emmie]

ha ha, good one....

[Patsy33]

I bet he was doubled up! in pain..... lol

[sunny-dave]

Hmmm ...

[gness]

Hmmm indeed. I can tell you he wouldn't be home for Easter... ;-)