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Good Morning Early Birds
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morning, Thursday already, where is this week going. I hope that you are all well and that you have a good day whatever you may have planned. I will be having another quiet one i think, as I am trying to save the pennies for the coming weeks festivities. Besides the weather is somewhat erratic, though at least it didn't rain yesterday.
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Just remember this one: 'A man goes for a prostate exam.
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of £50 notes stuffed up the patient's rear. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found a £1000 shoved up your rear end!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”
Just remember this one: 'A man goes for a prostate exam.
The doctor is checking him out when he finds a roll of £50 notes stuffed up the patient's rear. He pulls out the money and counts it.
“You’re not gonna believe this, but I just found a £1000 shoved up your rear end!”
The man says, “Well that makes sense. That’s why I haven’t been feeling too grand.”
It's easier in villages, emmie. Amongst other things I ran a Good Neighbours scheme in my village and had several volunteers willing to do shopping and hospital runs and all sorts for other people. I've moved out now so someone else has the reigns - but it's still thriving and I still do the odd stint - like taking the elderly for their jabs. No one in a village like that ever need be alone and without help. It's actually rather comforting.