The Seminar

[Rondy]

I went to an 'Inter-Religion Integration Seminar' on Sunday:

The Bishop came, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus Christ, you will walk today!"

I smiled and told him I was not paralysed.

The Rabbi came, laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of God Almighty, you will walk today!"

I was less amused, then I told him there was nothing wrong with me.

The Mullah came, took my hands and said: "By the power of Allah, you will walk today!"

I snapped at him: "There is nothing wrong with me."

The Buddhist Monk came, held my hands and said: "By the will of The Great Buddha, you will walk today!"

I rudely told him there was nothing wrong with me.

After the Seminar, I stepped outside and found my car had been bloody stolen....

[maggiebee]

Hahahahaha