>>> not sure what you can get for a Grand...
A great deal, Emmie! I've only once paid more than that for a car. My typical budget is around the £500 mark, although I paid a whopping £750 for my current car.
I'd suggest that LordOfLoners needs to be looking for a car that's cheap to insure (in a single figure insurance group) and where spare parts are readily available cheaply too. That's likely to mean going for a Ford Escort, Focus or Ka, definitely excluding anything in any write-off category and probably excluding diesel models too. So I'd be using this as my starting point, although still with a lot more refining of various options (such as locality and length of MOT) yet to be done:
https://tinyurl.com/ydcj6wan