Dai The Milk

[Rondy]

Dai, our local milk man had never travelled outside Wales. He booked a holiday in the deep west of the USA. While there in a local bar
he noticed a red Indian sitting alone in the corner, he asked the barman about him and was told that the old Indian was an orace and could answer
any question put to him.
Dai approached and as he'd seen on tv he said: "How" The old Indian replied: "How"
Dai asked him who Liverpool had played in the 1986 FA cup final. The old Indian replied: "Everton."
"What was the score?" Dai asked.
"3-1." The old man said.
Dai was amazed, "Who scored the winning goal?" he asked.
"Graham Souness, in the 82nd minute." came the reply.
Many years passed before Dai travelled abroad again but he always had in mind the old Indian and his amazing mind. So once again
he travelled to the old mid west.
There in the corner of the same bar sat the old Indian guy. Dai approached and said "How"
The old man looked up and said: "A diving header from just outside the penalty box."

[bhg481]

I just love silly jokes like this.

[weecalf]

Diving penalty’s are the norm now .