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A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket.
The husband picks up a crate of beer and places it in their shopping trolley.
The wife remonstrates ‘Put that back, we only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing £20.’
A little later while walking through the cosmetics isle, the wife picks up a beauty cream with a price tag of £40 and places it in the trolley.
The husband complains ‘I thought we were on a tight budget, buying only essential items.’
The wife responds ‘This item is essential, it makes me look beautiful.’
‘Well’, says the husband ‘the beer also makes you look beautiful and its half the price of the cream.’
The husband picks up a crate of beer and places it in their shopping trolley.
The wife remonstrates ‘Put that back, we only have enough funds for essential items – not luxuries such as beer costing £20.’
A little later while walking through the cosmetics isle, the wife picks up a beauty cream with a price tag of £40 and places it in the trolley.
The husband complains ‘I thought we were on a tight budget, buying only essential items.’
The wife responds ‘This item is essential, it makes me look beautiful.’
‘Well’, says the husband ‘the beer also makes you look beautiful and its half the price of the cream.’
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