Went to a Restaurant last week. Ordered the meat pie.
When it came, started eating and found a massive worm.
Called the waiter and said “There’s a massive worm in my meat pie!”
Waiter pokes at it and says “That Sir is fat!”
I said “Of course it is, it’s eaten all the meat…”
lol - will use that today at dinner....middle sis hammering down the M6/M5 to join elder sis and me while we try to bring the Mater back from being on the end of life list having had an Alzheimer's relapse, and typical of the way they go.