Drunk

[Rondy]

A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.
She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Bloody hell, I'm on the wrong bus!"

[Patsy33]

Lol!