is my neighbour batty...?

[ermintrude35]

...I've just been out in the back garden for a ciggy and a spot of bat watching (spotted 3) ...where I also saw my neighbour cleaning the outside of her windows at 10.15pm, in the rain...is she extremely house proud or just plain batty...?

[oldwoman]

Nutty as a fruit cake

[B00]

Mad as a box of frogs.

[ermintrude35]

...just as I suspected then...bats in the bellfrey...

[pickalily]

Maybe she is engaging in some anger management techniques. Anyway my mum always said you should never clean your windows when the sun is shining on them!
No it wasn't me.

[VINNY100_2]

You been smoking them morrocan woodbines again ermindrude...! hehe...(:o)

[nottinghill]

shez ficker than wot i iz ant she,wot a pengwin

[WeeAngie]

maybe she was having a nosey around the street and the cleaning was a guise incase she got caught by the neighbours lol

[ermintrude35]

...hey VINNY100... I'll have you know I never inhaled...

..WeeAngie... doubt it she was really going for it...she never even saw me sprinkling salt on my doorstep to stop the slug invasion of my kitchen now that it's raining again...

[Carakeel]

could it be she was inconspicuously spying on her hubby and another neighbour????

[ermintrude35]

...fraid not Carakeel, she is a single lady with a framed picture of jesus in the bathroom. ( I only know this fact as the plummer told me...is that breech of customer confidentiality..?..)...

[sense4all]

Ermintrude that is truly disturbing. That must save her a fortune in loo roll ... how could you 'go' in front of Jesus. Forget about the windows, she has bigger problems!!

pmsl.

[ermintrude35]

...I know sense4all...!!!.... and as for having a bath with jesus looking down at you...?... I hate to imagine....