I Have Never….

[Bobbisox1]

Played a one arm bandit
Been in a helicopter ( would love to especially in NY)
Been to a nightclub
Been on a blind date
Sang at a Karaoke ( hate them)
Held a bird or a mouse but have a spider

Just a daft Friday night thread , What have you never done?

[Hopkirk]

If you're a black country lad, you support the wrong team.

[tonyav]

Ohhhh no I don't. Where I live and was bought up there is no difference in distance to the Wolves, WBA and the mighty Villa ( Walsall FC even closer but seeing as my dad and his dad were life long Villa fans.................

[Hopkirk]

I have never .... been to Molineux.

(In the days when I used to go to live games, we weren't in the same division. Still aren't most seasons)

[tonyav]

You ain't missed much, Hopkirk ;-)

[Stargazer]

I have ever watched Friends
nor
Emmerdale
Neighbours
Home and Away
Coronation Street
Crossroads
Eastenders
or
Listened to The Archers.

[david small]

I have never robbed a bank, kissed a vicar, walked a tightrope, liked Tony Blair, eaten duck, been to Australia, nearly did, but the ship turned around two days away, appreciated Liszt, watched Emmerdale Farm. But I have made a tinned pilchard curry….not recommend.

[royfromaus]

I have never meet an attractive woman (regardless of age) And politely ask if she would consent to have sexual pleasure with me

[Bobbisox1]

Had a tattoo
Watched Game of Thrones or Vera

[douglas9401]

I have never presumed to know the inner workings of the female mind, far less set myself up as guardian and spokesperson thereof.
I have never worked for BT
I've never been on a cruise ship
I have though been in a Catholic church.

[Ken4155]

I have never liked a bank, eaten a vicar - well, not a whole one, kissed Tony Blair, walked to Australia, nearly did but got terrible blisters two days away and turned back, got Liszt without Brahms and appreciated tinned pilchard curry. But i have made Emma Dale warm:-)

[mallyh]

never watched the Simpsons
danced did sexy pole dance ( i'd need reinforced scaffolding now if i did one )
never been to a football match

[Bobbisox1]

Never been on a cruise either
Never swore in front of my parents and never went against them
Never owned a cat but have a dog
Never owed anyone any money apart from the usual Direct Debits

[gulliver1]

18.55 DTC "I have never eaten monkeys Brains"
..................are you sure?......Don't believe you.

[rowanwitch]

4/6 for me, came close to the other two
Never.... Passed my driving test
Never... Taken illegal drugs
Never ... Been a mother natural, foster, or god
Never worked in the private sector
Never voted Labour