Nursery Rhyme Updated

[Canary42]

The grand old Duke of York
He had twelve million quid
He gave to to someone he never met
For something he never did

[DTCwordfan]

Randy Andy sat on a wall
Randy Andy had a great fall
All the Royal Family and all the Queen's men
Couldn't put Randy Andy together again

And didn't want to either.

[DTCwordfan]

Virgina had a Royal Prince
His stories were very faux
Everywhere the Lawyers went,
Twelve mill he was sure to throw.