The Limping Man

[Rondy]

When I got to work Monday, I was limping something awful. My boss noticed and asked me what had happened.
I told him, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old football injury that acts up once in a while."
My boss eyed me suspiciously and said, "Gee, I never knew you played football."
I said, "Well, I don't. I hurt it yesterday when I lost £100 on Manchester united. I put my foot through the television..."

[Old_Geezer]

He's put his foot in it now.