Just Heard On The Radio....

[Ken4155]

....that it's National Swimming Day. So happy National Swimming Day to all our swimmers:-)))

Wait for it KenJ

[gulliver1]

10 45 Give up Ken ....It's easier.

[youngmafbog]

Is there any time for celebrating after you have done the dishes, done the dusting and hoovered round, the washing and ironing, and not lets forget making sure hubby has his dinner on time and his slippers and a pint are waiting for him after his long day toiling for you?

[gness]

I thought Aldi was spectacularly dim with the flowers and treats advert and missing the aims of IWD.
Then I read some of the comments on here.... :-)

[aelmpvw]

i'm just back from a relaxing morning at the swimming baths and doris is fuming . . .

[Peter Pedant]

it certaibnly will make a splash Ken !
especially in Calais - do you think they will hold a race?

[Peter Pedant]

// aa opposed to Ghengis Khan, Pol Pot, Kim, Mao, Hitler, Stalin, ad infinitum.//
keep it light and frivolous emmie - you know the AB rules

Gness thought she had reached the bottom and then read some more entried on AB - ter daah !

[piggynose]

not til 11th July, ken.

https://nationaltoday.com/national-swimming-pool-day/

[Ken4155]

It was a joke, people. I was pretending to have misheard the word 'Women's'. 'Twould appear that the only person who got it was Gulliver.

[douglas9401]

Oh! You played right into the hands of the stubbornly po-faced.
Yours

Disappointed of Alba.

[gness]

Oh I understood the joking, Ken...I don't understand why Aldi and others think it's a day for receiving gifts and cards for being female.

[Patsy33]

I understood it too, Ken.. :-)

[Mamyalynne]

I never did learn how to wimm.

[douglas9401]

"I don't understand why Aldi and others think it's a day for receiving gifts and cards for being female."

That's because you're not an award winning retailer that knows what a substantial chunk of customers want I suppose.

[naomi24]

I think we all ‘got’ it, Ken - but the probability is that one day wonders will have forgotten the day by tomorrow. No doubt they’ll remember your joke though. :o)

[Ken4155]

I love wimmin, particularly the breast stroke :-)

[Mamyalynne]

In truth we could have a thread per day about 'Days' and some are ripe for some light humour and others less so.

This one has been going so long it is well known, of course some big businesses will take the chance to use it for gain.

[Mamyalynne]

Lend me your water wings Ken.

[Ken4155]

Trouble is, before i get to breast stroke, i have to crawl :-)

[piggynose]

anyway its not all about wimmin. its the taking part that counts.