Airport Queue

[Rondy]

It happened at a Manchester Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the Jet2 Airlines gate agent in Manchester for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.
A crowded Jet2 Airlines flight was cancelled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travellers. Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"
Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".
With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "Screw You!"
Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

[Patsy33]

Love it! :-))

[mallyh]

brilliant lol x

[zebo]

The funniest part if the idea that Jet2 has a First Class!