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Busy Tube Train
The tube train was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to stand.
One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the police!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay cheque in my pocket."
"Oh really?" she spat, "Then you must have a good job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."
One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing, I'm going to call the police!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just my pay cheque in my pocket."
"Oh really?" she spat, "Then you must have a good job, because that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour."
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