I Hath Got A Such A Useless Critter

[TherefinedByron]

My dream ith to get a rump steak and new-laid eggs from a cow for a fortnight for nothing so I decided to buy a new cow. It has been a week now, I have not seen any eggs from the critter. I demand a refund!

[ToraToraTora]

Boeuf a la mode!

[Peter Pedant]

hmm sounds as tho you are trying to get wool from a cow

[Mozz71]

Are you looking properly? Cows lay brown eggs don't forget.

[Mozz71]

I worry about the chickens you're going to try to milk.

[fourteen85]

I have used lysergic acid diethylamide in the past as well