What "Pony Player" Shou'd The Most Refined Man Like Me Own?

[TherefinedByron]

I hath not phonies but I hath got ponies and, a refined man like me, love to play with my little ponies

[itchycopark]

findeth a buxom whench,, spread your seed and enjoy

[Peter Pedant]

itchy coo park - what did you see there?
Byron playing with his ponies....

hmm wont do as well as the original

[Dear-Doris]

Dear Ron

It seems to me that you are very well acquainted with a load of old pony - my advice is to consult the dictionary of rhyming slang and proceed accordingly.

Doris xx

[DTCwordfan]

simply - pervert.

[pastafreak]

Oh my...Dear Doris has come out of the woodwork...or wherever missing Abers hide.
Maybe it will get lively around here as she solves the problems of lovelorn American teenagers ;)