Paris Holiday

[Rondy]

During his holiday to Paris, my mate was mugged. The cop asked if he could describe his attacker, and my pal said "Yes. He was small, about 4 foot tall. He's a hunchbacked albino, with one eye stitched closed and he had a hook on one hand. He had a Hitler moustache, his forehead was covered with big, hairy warts, and he was missing big patches of hair. Oh, and he had a big scar that ran from his right ear down towards his adam's apple."
And the cop says "Do you think you would recognize him if you saw him again?"

[Patsy33]

Lol!..