Barking Mad
Paddy and Bridget are laying in bed and cant get to sleep
for the constant barking of next doors dog
After an hour or so Bridget says "For gods sake Paddy will you do something about that damn noisy dog."
"Right," says Paddy and storms off downstairs
A few minutes later he comes back and gets into bed "Right," he says "I have sorted it out"
"What do you mean." says Bridget the damn thing is still barking."
"Yes," says Paddy: "I've moved the dog into our yard now
lets see how they like it "