Harley Davidson died and went to heaven where he was boasting to god how he'd created the best motorbike in the world! God disagreed, saying: "BMW's were a better designed bike!"
Harley said "What in the name of all that's holy do you know about design. You created woman and look at the problems we have with them!"
"Ahem"... God replies, "I think you'll find a lot more men are riding my creation then yours!!"