scanning & scuzzchump???

[warpig1]

Where have they gone or have they changed identities?

I used to enjoy their posts but havent seen any recently.

Reward offered.

[Catso]

I am scanning, and I claim the reward. Please let me know your email address so I can tell you where to send it.

[warpig1]

Sorry catso, can you provide independent third party evidence for your claim??? Otherwise every Tom, Dick and Harry will say the same.

[Catso]

But if I reveal the proof, then everyone will know it, and try to muscle in on my claim.

[crete]

im dick can i help ?

[warpig1]

How about a letter form you line manager stating the size dimentions etc of the office you work in or perhaps a photo (of the office)??????

Maybe a photo of a colleague wearing socks and sandals or perhaps someone wearing a humorous tie??

I am sure you will think of something, I am positive the real Scanning could prove his/her identity.

[warpig1]

Don't know crete, do you know where they have gone or are you one of 'they'?

[crete]

one of they / what ? lol

[warpig1]

Scanning or scuzzchump of course, although my use of 'they' sounds like something you would hear in Lost (as in the others).

[tictactoe]

I work in a large open plan office, and theres this guy that wear sandals and has smelly feet, which he picks and cuts his toenails and we have to duck because they fly all over the place, should I tell him to stop?

please send reward to Catso, sorry i mean Scuzzchump,

your
n00dles sorry scanning

[warpig1]

n00dles, now you could be scanning me thinks, although do you not also go under another name, something like 'ozwat' or similar? If not then someone is signing n00dles at the bottom of their postings.

If Catso is scuzzchump, why do you want Catso to get the reward?

So let me get this straight tictactoe is n00dles who is scanning and Catso is schuzzchump but claims to be scanning who is n00dles who is tictactoe, and crete is dick, right? so who are tom and harry?

p.s reward is a quarter of jellybabies, well reward was a quarter of jellybabies, is now slightly less as have eaten all red ones and heads of orange ones, sorry ;-o)

[rojash]

As we all know, Scanning was actually a cleaner in an open plan office, and was repeatedly warned not to interfere with the office computers. Perhaps she has finally been sacked

[tictactoe]

Well it's like this warpig,

I registered as n00dles. Was sent to the dungeon, for being naughty (slagged off another ABer). Re-registered under ttt, to apologise to said ABer. Posted another Q at same time asking of someone's whereabouts (like many others in B&S) almost immediately got zapped ??? That is when dear raysparks hit the roof as to why !! It was at that time when he "left". I then registered as DeNiro and ~owzat~ so to keep on here, as I was not gonna let some harpie get the better of me. ABED will not let me re-reg as n00dles (sore point) so TTT it is. Although I still have retained the other two, just in case. Besides everyone knows it is me, there is no pretence whatsoever that I am trying to be another person.

n00dles ☺

[warpig1]

n00dles you definitely deserve the remaining jellybabies, just for all you troubles!

And Catso will receive no reward because he/she impersonated you, naughty pussy.

Judges decision is final.

PS. Who deleted Crete's answers?

[tictactoe]

oohh goodie,

can I have the male jelly babies - cos there's more on them!

That is wierd - about crete's post though - he/she didn't say anything damning for what I can remember??

[warpig1]

How will I differentiate between the boys and the girls since they have no bits. Oh I know, the boy ones will be smelly, rude and talk about football a lot. Are you sure you would not prefer the girls???

Yeah I know Crete didn;t say anything wrong at all, maybe someone has got it in for Crete.

[scuzzball]

I do belive you mean me matey. Previously spinchimp now scuzzball, named scuzzchump by some of the first class wits on this site. I have been on me hols, no idea where scanning is though.

[warpig1]

AAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Now am totally confused and have eaten all jellybabies in total frustration.

yum yum.

[Scanning]

Hello all, my my aren't I a popular one!!!! - Whoever has decided to "think" they are scanning, there is only one original scanning.. I haven't been on answerbank for quite some time and low and behold I see that I have been missed - nice to hear it! LOL

I have been quite busy due to a recent promotion - don't be dissapointed though I still am in the open plan office and there are several questions I do want to ask, but all in good time I have not been able to devote as much time as i would like as I have been filtering some dead wood in the office - nothing like a good culling session for more productivity

What reward is being offered?