Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I've been trying to break up with an optician recently. It's really hard.

Every time I say I can't see her any more she moves an inch closer and says "how about now?"

[mallyh]

hope you didn't make a spectacle of yourself x

[1ozzy]

Keep saying you can't see her anymore, sooner or later a touching moment may occur.

[Hopkirk]

How many opticians does it take to change a light bulb?
One ... or two? One ... or two?

[mallyh]

can your jiokes get any cornea

[Hopkirk]

After that I'm not going to add you to my contacts.

[mallyh]

oh dear so you are going to eyesolate me then (ok i'm going lol )

[jno]

hope you didn't make a spectacle of yourself

he's always like that when he's had two glasses

[DTCwordfan]

Is she called Iris?

[Hopkirk]

No, Lydia.

[Ken4155]

Lydia? You mean 'Speedy Lydia'? Blink and you'll mis her. Wasn't she a pupil of yours?

[Patsy33]

There's no end in sight to this relationship..