I've Never Said This Before, But O M G

[Ken4155]

Not all the loonies are in asylums;

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/woman-in-love-with-alien-says-it-would-kill-her-if-they-actually-had-sex/ar-AAXsQDr?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=27dd0be4dc6c4e57adb76336aa119a8a

[ToraToraTora]

MAABOF!

[Ken4155]

I think the look on Schofield's face in the first pic says it all.

[ToraToraTora]

maybe this is him.....

[naomi24]

If her lover is anything like his substitute who can blame her? What a hunk!

[Ken4155]

Trouble with blow up dolls, Naomi, is that they have a tendency to keep going down on you. Ooer, Missus:-) - So i'm told:-/

I recall watching that interview, TTT, and thinking, "Why didn't they say to him, the microphone didn't quite pick that up. Could you repeat it?" Had they done so, my guess is that he wouldn't be able to.

[ToraToraTora]

yes, ken but that would be like taking the peace out of a 5 year old. TBF Patrick Moore had a good way of dealing with crackpots that wasn't too nasty and in the end the viewer knows the bloke's not playing with a full deck anyway.

[johnny.5]

https://people.com/human-interest/woman-who-married-300-year-old-pirate-ghost-announces-marriage-is-over/

[brian j john]

well pray that there's intelligent life
somewhere out in space cause
there's *** all down here on Earth

[douglas9401]

Lucky alien, she's quite the catch.

[youngmafbog]

Another Barm pot.

REminds me of the bloke that wanted to marry "Laura the lettuce"

[Cloverjo]

WTAF?
Shouldn’t this be in the Sunday Sport rather than a mainstream breakfast tv programme?
Nothing else going on in the world to talk about?

[Smowball]

Just when you think youve read it all lol……