Naughty Henry

[mushroom25]

so that's why henrys have that annoying smile......

https://www.oxfordmail.co.uk/news/20279655.retired-vicar-performing-sex-act-henry-vacuum-cleaner/

[Canary42]

How completely bizarre

[DTCwordfan]

Next time he ought to use one of those Robo vacs and then he really can get his rocks off
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[Peter Pedant]

// "The magistrate said: "Why you thought it best to bring this matter to trial, I have no idea."//
we dont know what happened in court and what he said under cross examination

quite a few magistrates without legal basis, allow please in mitigation but ignore them IF the defendant has pleaded not guilty

( altho I can think of a few sets of facts that the defendants think if they accept my version , then there is no crime ( consent cases) - I am not going too fast am I?)

I mean the headline implies it is a victimless crime and that is not the case. The lady sought salvation but was treated to titillation

[Peter Pedant]

pleas not please
please please me - sought salvation but found a period of pastor pleasure

[Peter Pedant]

is it time for the periennial penile injury paper
https://www.bmj.com/content/281/6232/26.2

won the ignoble prize i think - collapsing lavatories ( injuries caused by ) deffo did