Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I hate it when people wear unusual or obscure colognes.

I just wish they'd use common scents.

[1ozzy]

I think everyone should have 2 different cans of deodorant, one for each armpit
It does make scents.

[Spicerack]

Sounds balmy to me and I know a bit about racks.

[Spicerack]

I buy mine by the bouquet. (where's the dior?)

[1ozzy]

Stage left?

[mallyh]

sounds like you're getting sniffy about this x

[Patsy33]

It gets right up my nose!