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And Jesus Said To His Disciples . . .
. . . “Truly, I say to you, only with difficulty will a rich person enter the kingdom of heaven. Again I tell you, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to enter the kingdom of God.”
[Matthew 19:23-26]
At least he should find it a little bit easier to get into heaven now . . .
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[Matthew 19:23-26]
At least he should find it a little bit easier to get into heaven now . . .
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;-)
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Bishy - most of your gaudy jewel swere stolen, your sermon smashed by a New Yorker in a beanie hat, who grabbed your ghastly robes from the lectern right in front of you while you were parked between six overweight tarts while spouting about the Watchtower riot act. Even you mobile phone was taken, along with your cross, identity document and driver’s licence....
21:40 Tue 26th Jul 2022
I thought Dante put the popes on the third level of the comedy BUT
Others he portrayed in purgatory, where they were gratefully working off their sins. More than a few, however, he consigned to the depths of hell, where he seemed to take delight in describing their torments.
I dont have my Dante Dictionary of the Position of popes in Purgatory
Dizionario Dantesimo della locazione dei Pape nel purgatorio to be exact
Others he portrayed in purgatory, where they were gratefully working off their sins. More than a few, however, he consigned to the depths of hell, where he seemed to take delight in describing their torments.
I dont have my Dante Dictionary of the Position of popes in Purgatory
Dizionario Dantesimo della locazione dei Pape nel purgatorio to be exact
Bishy - most of your gaudy jewel swere stolen,
your sermon smashed
by a New Yorker in a beanie hat,
who grabbed your ghastly robes
from the lectern right in front of you
while you were parked between six overweight tarts
while spouting about the Watchtower riot act.
Even you mobile phone was taken,
along with your cross, identity document
and driver’s licence.
You called your abbot bro from the nearby
plumber’s shop
and he drove quicker from Newark
to the centre of Jewish Brooklyn
than the Police could
from a few blocks away.
Every precious jewel you had,
the emerald engagement ring,
the ten-centimetre broad gold armband,
your string of pearls, two rings
with three carat diamonds,
the charm bracelet with the big five
that our poor parishioners collected golden pendant
the golden pendant for you,
even your Rolex watch was stolen
and some golden cryptos,
earrings, rings and bracelets
that no-one can recall anymore.
You were crying and shaken
and God tried to comfort you
and entered the church-cum-temple
trying to find discarded weed or stones
or something,
but without avail.
When the police came
they were too afraid
to search the temple
and said that Brooklyn is dangerous
and when the Abby told them
that he, God,had searched it already
they were astonished
and they told you to report the crime
at the nearest cop shop
if you wanted to make a case
and drove away in their yellow van.
Brooklyn, the home of Goodlifes and the sinners man.
When will you camels everlearn - wealth does not pay.
your sermon smashed
by a New Yorker in a beanie hat,
who grabbed your ghastly robes
from the lectern right in front of you
while you were parked between six overweight tarts
while spouting about the Watchtower riot act.
Even you mobile phone was taken,
along with your cross, identity document
and driver’s licence.
You called your abbot bro from the nearby
plumber’s shop
and he drove quicker from Newark
to the centre of Jewish Brooklyn
than the Police could
from a few blocks away.
Every precious jewel you had,
the emerald engagement ring,
the ten-centimetre broad gold armband,
your string of pearls, two rings
with three carat diamonds,
the charm bracelet with the big five
that our poor parishioners collected golden pendant
the golden pendant for you,
even your Rolex watch was stolen
and some golden cryptos,
earrings, rings and bracelets
that no-one can recall anymore.
You were crying and shaken
and God tried to comfort you
and entered the church-cum-temple
trying to find discarded weed or stones
or something,
but without avail.
When the police came
they were too afraid
to search the temple
and said that Brooklyn is dangerous
and when the Abby told them
that he, God,had searched it already
they were astonished
and they told you to report the crime
at the nearest cop shop
if you wanted to make a case
and drove away in their yellow van.
Brooklyn, the home of Goodlifes and the sinners man.
When will you camels everlearn - wealth does not pay.
Paigntonian, //Never fail to be amazed that sceptics, atheists etc choose to expend time criticising those of us who are religious./
You really believe he's religious?
From the 'Who we are' section of his church's website.
//We commit ourselves to maintaining a high-quality standard in everything we do//
https:/
Especially his own lifestyle.
You can donate by clicking the link provided on the website's Home page.
You really believe he's religious?
From the 'Who we are' section of his church's website.
//We commit ourselves to maintaining a high-quality standard in everything we do//
https:/
Especially his own lifestyle.
You can donate by clicking the link provided on the website's Home page.
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