Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

And the Lord said unto John "come forth and ye shall receive eternal life"

But John came fifth, and won a toaster.

[murraymints]

snigger

[emmie]

love to know where he's going to plug it in

[ZebuSanctuary]

Now Luke here and Mark my words. When it comes to Matthew I cannot trust hymn. Of course, you shouldn't take this as gospel.

[davebro]

//ye shall receive eternal life//

could anything be more depressing?

I'll take the cuddly toy please.

[mallyh]

find out who won the kettle ,hebrew

[Patsy33]

Alls not lost .
He could use the bread of life!..

[stocksman]

When I was at school, 60 odd years ago, he won a teapot.