Dressy-Uppy Time Again:-)

[Ken4155]

Wonder who lent him the comb? :-J

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/man-wakes-up-to-find-boris-johnson-searching-for-drugs-in-his-home-at-6am/ss-AA11lzMH?ocid=msedgntp&;cvid=142b579525014b438be1388345c7dafe

[jno]

reminds me of the days people were terrified of going into hospital for fear they'd come round to find Thatcher and a phalanx of cameras by their bedside. At least nobody expected her to come in through the bathroom window.

[gness]

Did you carry a Thatchcard, Jno? I had one in my purse saying if I ended up in hospital I wasn't to be visited by Margaret Thatcher.

Maybe Johnson was delivering kettles, Ken?

[aelmpvw]

don't blame you for covering all eventualities gness :-)

[gulliver1]

Just imagine waking up and finding Boris by the side of your bed .. You would think you were having a nightmare .If it had been a woman , she would have found Boris in the bed with her.
Showing her his Truncheon

[FatticusInch]

Maybe Johnson wanted to top up his stash before the freebies cease?
Having sacked Gove, he’s probably a bit short atm.

[gness]

Oh I'm always prepared, Ael. I have a new card now in case I end up in hospital. It's my Varadkar card.
It says....Mmmmm....you can let this one in. ;-)

[aelmpvw]

ael googles varadkar and learns something new :-)

[jno]

you'll also have learnt that he's not that interested in gness's sort...

[gness]

Not a problem, Jno.....like Stephen Fry, it's Varadkar's mind I'm interested in.... :-)

[sunny-dave]

Phew ... :-)

[douglas9401]

Officer said that they found the PM asleep behind a skip and were taking him home when they got the call to raid the place, innit.

Mr Johnson quipped that he was always 'an early riser'.