A Laugh

[weecalf]

You see when somebody important ( more money) visits places it is all spruced up for their visit .Why ? Do you clean and spruce the house up if someone you don’t really know is gonna come calling . I just say Want to come round to our place for a laugh .

[goodgoalie]

My neighbour tidies her house before her cleaner comes

[weecalf]

I have the foot scraper inside the house .

[Peter Pedant]

yeah I do actually
make sure the bogs are flushed
and kick last week underpants under a chair. (they're gonna get washed sometime)

The Queen Mother visited the east End after the bombing
( I can look them in the face now that the Palace has been bombed)
and some communist sneered
all dressed up like lardy dar, to show us how rich you are.
and SHE said 1941
well if you came to visit me, you would dress up wouldnt you?

attagirl - no wonder she was so popular

[Peter Pedant]

cleaner: yeah I have some pretty disgusting habits including drying and reusing paper towels...washing up bowl grows slimy gunk after about a week

[Maydup]

The queen is reported to have told the Baldings who are a racing family, that she lived to visit them and that it was one of the few places she’d go that didn’t smell of paint.

[pimplyteen]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's called an "inferiority complex" having the latter can sometimes destroy your life if you have it bad enough, but i do believe we all have a little. Those who don't have any seem to prosper because they simply don't care what others think of them. Am I right do you think?

[davebro]

I might run the vac round but I do that daily anyway & make sure the bog had no skid marks!

[weecalf]

Agree if everyone thought like this we would save millions .

[Tuvok]

When work got a visit from Princess Anne, it built a new building!

(it actually happened the other way round - she officially opened it)

[campbellking]

When our hospital got a visit from the Queen they had the bins painted

[DTCwordfan]

weecalf - the Cambridges and MeMeghan and her 'Thingy' are coming over for coffee tomorrow morning....just a heads up for you.