Gifts For 1 Year Olds

[Barmaid]

Our neighbours across the field have invited us to a celebration of their twins' first birthday on Saturday. What do you get two 1 year old boys?!

I said to Mr BM, we won't get the boys anything since they will be inundated with presents from family and closer friends and I was thinking of getting mum and dad something (probably alcohol related) to congratulate them for surviving the first year.

Any ideas, please? I know if I ask mum or dad, they will say "Don't bother".

[roopower]

Just a word... my two are in their thirties but they had a bath book called Myrtle the Turtle, must have been good if I can remember it after all this time!