Norfolk/Norwich Are Being Targeted. Tony And Buenchico Will Love These!

[DTCwordfan]

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A burglary was recently committed at Norwich City's ground and the entire contents of the trophy room were stolen. The police are looking for a man with a yellow and green carpet.

If you tell a girl you like her but she says, 'I love you more like a brother', suggest a weekend in Norfolk. Unless you're from Norfolk, in which case it probably is your sister.

[Buenchico]

There's nowt wrong with Norfolk people really. They're all good folk in that county. Indeed, people here in Suffolk are often heard to say that "They're all Norfolk'n'good up there" ;-)

Leave it to the professionals, I say!
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/16-times-norfolk-was-the-butt-of-jokes-840404

[DTCwordfan]

but why wasn't Jesus born in Norwich?

They couldn't find a virgin and three wise men/Carrow Road footballers.

[Canary42]

Hmmmmmm.

[zebo]

//They couldn't find a virgin//

Isn't that a girl who can run faster than her brother?

Hi six from Norfolk.

[zebo]

//'Did you hear about the new Norwich City bra? Lots of support but no cups.//

That's from the EDP link but I first heard it working in Leeds in the early 70s.
I also heard that Gary Sprake was so depressed with his performance that he threw himslef in front of a bus. He's OK, the bus went under his body.