Hi I'm Still New

[bobtheturkey]

Whilst closing the slightly stained net curtains in my caravan tonight I noticed a humanoid figure seemingly made up of orange b&q buckets in the field opposite
I hope this is a scarecrow created by Mr Scuttlelung the local farmer and not a entity from another dimension, in the event of the latter I am creating a weapon by way of a slingshot fashioned by turnips and the elastic of my underpants, I will endeavour to keep you all posted

[burlyshirley1]

Love Bob's threads, they make me smile ...

[sunny-dave]

Bob's theme tune ...

[albaqwerty]

Catchy little ditty, Dave :-)

Fancy starting a thread for Bob, change a word in film/song title to bucket
(Am on phone so would take me forever)

[sunny-dave]

Done :-)

[sunny-dave]

https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1813726.html