Welcome

[maggiebee]

Church notice.- certainly different

THIS iS A BETTER TAKE ON ALL ARE WELCOME:-

We extend a special welcome to those who are single, married, divorced, widowed, gay, confused, filthy rich or dirt poor.
We welcome you whether you can sing like Pavarotti or just growl quietly to yourself.
You're welcome here if you're 'just browsing', just woken up or just got out of prison.
We don't care if you are more Christian than the Archbishop of Canterbury, or have never been to church in your life.

We welcome keep-fit mums, couch-potato dads, starving artists, tree huggers, vegetarians and junk-food eaters.
We welcome those who are in recovery and those who are still addicted.
We welcome you if you're having problems, are down in the dumps or don't like organised religion.

We offer a welcome to those who think the earth is flat, work too hard, don't work, can't spell or are here because granny is visiting and she wanted to come to church.
We welcome those who are inked, pierced, both or neither.

We offer a special welcome to those who could use a prayer right now, had religion shoved down their throats as kids, or just got lost in the city centre and wound up here by mistake.
We welcome pilgrims, tourists. seekers, doubters.... but especially YOU!

Why not join us on a Saturday from 12 noon until 2pm for a spot of lunch. Enjoy a plate of soup, some pudding, coffee and tea and a bit of company
It's all free and EVERYONE is welcome at our table.

[calmck]

Fantastic

[DTCwordfan]

it must be the church emmie goes to....

[Bazile]

//Enjoy a plate of soup//

The mechanics of drinking soup from a plate , can be problematic

[Maydup]

The church is getting really desperate!

[lankeela]

So no vegans then.

[maggiebee]

Soup plate Bazile?

[naomi24]

I've no doubt that's quite genuine. Which church is it, maggiebee?

[maggiebee]

Gate Church International in Dundee Naomi

[naomi24]

Thank you.

[hellywelly4]

Sounds a fantastic place.

[Barsel]

When they greet you at the door, do you have to tell them which category you fall into? :-)