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Three women, two younger and one senior citizen, were sitting naked in a sauna.
Suddenly there is a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped, the others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager” she said “I have a micro chip under my skin”
A few minutes later a phone started ringing, the other young woman lifted her palm and began speaking, when she had finished she explained, “that’s my mobile phone, I had a micro chip as well – so easy”
The older woman thought very hard as she did not want to look “low tech” in front of the younger generation and finally had an idea. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom, returning with toilet paper hanging from her nether regions. As she returned the two young girls stared with raised eyebrows and the OAP feeling very smug said
“Well will you look at that – I’m just getting a fax”
Suddenly there is a beeping sound, the young woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped, the others looked at her questioningly. “That was my pager” she said “I have a micro chip under my skin”
A few minutes later a phone started ringing, the other young woman lifted her palm and began speaking, when she had finished she explained, “that’s my mobile phone, I had a micro chip as well – so easy”
The older woman thought very hard as she did not want to look “low tech” in front of the younger generation and finally had an idea. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom, returning with toilet paper hanging from her nether regions. As she returned the two young girls stared with raised eyebrows and the OAP feeling very smug said
“Well will you look at that – I’m just getting a fax”
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