Free To A Good Home , He Cooks, He Cleans , He Irons

[Bobbisox1]

But then turns into the Grinch when the tree goes up :0(

[jourdain2]

Make that 'there are 2 available' will you, please? I'll make it a 'job lot'.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, or maybe a BOGOF jourdain?

[Maydup]

Send him to me please! I promise to have no tree at all and will send him back on 12th night!

[Bobbisox1]

I’ve packed his carrier bag Maydup, he’s tall slim, about 6’2 , he’ll be wearing jeans a checked shirt and a padded navy jacket , I’ve pot a rose in his lapel and a rolled paper under his arm for recognition , he comes with a warning, I said Leave the bed as I’m stripping it,I went to the bedroom to get the cover, bed is neatly made RAF style :0(

[Bobbisox1]

* put

[rowanwitch]

Must have been a graduate of my training programme

Mrs Grinches Anti Christmas Academy and Centre for the destruction of seasonal decorations, The Easter programme starts 27th December,

[Bazile]

He irons?

Why ?

[DTCwordfan]

Because he's pressing Bobbi to do so....

[Bobbisox1]

Don’t blame me, he had to in the RAF Baz and DT :0/

[Aircooledfool]

I have some sympathy with your grinch, I cook, I clean, I iron,
I am the one who must erect the tree come yule.
I am also the one who puts the wrong Baubles in the wrong place on that tree.
I am also the one
who constantly (uncomplainingly) picks up discarded items of female clothing from everywhere
Stares disconsolately at the shoe mountain, of which some have never been worn
I also stare forlornly handbag mountain stuffed between the gap in the wardrobes,
I am under strict instructions not to touch either shoe to handbag piles, being told that SWMBO will "see to that later" which has not happened in 30 years
I might pay good money to go to a good home for a while

[Aircooledfool]

"I might pay good money to go to a good home for a while'

only if I get parole in the new year

[naomi24]

If you don’t mind lusty choruses of ‘Deck your bowels with bits of holly’ during the whole palaver, you’re welcome to borrow my tree-raising specialist, Bobbi.

[Bobbisox1]

Haha, every year is the same but I wouldn’t part with him Naomi

[tiggerblue10]

As a lone parent who has to do everything, I'd love a cleaning, ironing and cooking service, Bobbi......is he willing to travel to Surrey? ;o)

No tree up yet, here. Might not even bother getting the crusty old artificial one out from under the stairs this year. If Little Tigs wants it, he can sort it out and decorate it.

[Hopkirk]

So he makes the bed, even when unnecessary?
You could be doing a lot worse!

[Bobbisox1]

Well throwing and smoothing a duvet cover isn’t exactly ‘making the bed ‘ Hoppy , we have it sooo easy now , a fitted sheet to lie on a flat sheet and a duvet over us

[Bobbisox1]

The big switch on is Thursday Tiggs ;0)