Top Tips

[anaxcrosswords]

Never use Latin expressions unless you know what they mean, and vice versa. Any other useful life tips?

[ladybirder]

Don't keep doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome. Or something like that.

[Ken4155]

Don't believe all you read - particularly on here :-J

[Peter Pedant]

I don't make prophecies.......and never will! (thanks Gazza!)

when Gazza sued and lost for privacy the Judge commented ( inter alia) - Gazza, gazza ladra! - that is the name of an opera - the Silken Ladder

altho counsel is reputed to have said - "indeed there may be M'lud" - there wasnt - Gazza Ladra is the Thieving Magpie, and the Silken Ladder is La scala di sete

If you read the OP - this is more in the style of the posting ( vice versa is used wrongly)

[Peter Pedant]

I remind readers: there is a hapax legomena
dont repeat yourself

[LadyCG]

Never stir the *** pot unless you're prepared to lick the spoon.

[Hopkirk]

Never put your drink on the roof of your car

[LadyCG]

Hopkirk, many years ago my now late aunt drove all the way from Hereford to Wrexham with her Handbag on top of the car. How she never lost it was a miracle. :-)

[Hopkirk]

I once saw someone drive away with a new tube of toothpaste on the roof.

It fell off, and a car ran over it perfectly. A jet of toothpaste probably 20 yards long shot out down the road.

[Milo2]

Don’t respond to yet another post about Brexit.