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[Rondy]

Phoned the Dentist for an emergency appointment.

Receptionist said '2.30'.

I said 'Yes, very much I'm in agony.'
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Apparently last night in bed I was rambling about having been born in Bloemfontein and writing The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings. I must have been Tolkien in my sleep again.
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[Hopkirk]

Good ones

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Canary42]

I like the Tolkein one, but really Rondy, the other one's been around in Christmas Crackers for centuries.