Persil Non Bio

[Rondy]

A Letter to Persil:

I am writing to say what an excellent product I have found Persil Non Bio to be! I've used it all of my married life, as my Mum always told me it was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I continue to be amazed at the effectiveness of this wonderful washing powder.

About a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white carpet. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new white blouse! So I grabbed my box of Persil with bleach, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my lawyer called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Next week when I have time to write, I have some nice things to say about wheelbarrows and shovels as well.

[ZebuSanctuary]

Don't push me on this, but Persil-ony I'd prefer to hear one of your wheelbarrow jokes ;0)