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I hope you will all feel over the Moon after reading these jokes.
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What is mad and goes to the Moon?
A loony module!
Why did the crew of Apollo 11 leave the Moon so soon?
Because it had no atmosphere!
Why did Neil Armstrong not like NASAs choice of landing site?
Because he thought it was 'lunar sea'!
Why did the horse jump over the Moon?
Because it was the cow's day off!
A loony module!
Why did the crew of Apollo 11 leave the Moon so soon?
Because it had no atmosphere!
Why did Neil Armstrong not like NASAs choice of landing site?
Because he thought it was 'lunar sea'!
Why did the horse jump over the Moon?
Because it was the cow's day off!
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Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.
Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?" A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
How does one astronaut tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He Apollo-gises.
Q: How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know.
Which is more useful, the Sun or the Moon?" A thirteen-year old: [Pause] "I think it's the Moon because the moon shines at night when you want the light, whereas the Sun shines during the day when you don't need it."
How does one astronaut tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He Apollo-gises.
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