The Story Of The Dead Cat

[wolf63]

I received this in an email this morning. It is about people attempting to discover the identity of a recently deceased cat.




It is sad that the cat has died but the comments on the FB thread are pure gold!

[choux]

Again I say - they are not all locked up.

Strewth, wolf - a b&w border collie? Hells bells.

[Tilly2]

That really made me laugh! Thank you.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[pixie374]

Lol... fairly sure that would be me :-)

[Canary42]

I'm crying with laughter here :-D

[DTCwordfan]

very good.....these 'alifacts folk, you have to watch them....

[wolf63]

I actually read about the original thread last year but this clip is brilliant.

[Canary42]

I can't stop chuckling all evening, each time I recall "Does it answer to Tommo" LOL

[wolf63]

Canary, even if it was alive it would ignore you until dinnertime.

[Canary42]

:-D

[gness]

Oh my, Wolfie! :-)

[wolf63]

Th is is a feature of the internet that I never anticipated. If a comedian told a story about a dead cat it would never be so absurdly funny.

[gness]

I had a Save the Children book stall in a church hall. The charity next to me was Cats Protection League manned by a grumpy lady who had been a bossy chief Guider when I was a leader.
On my stall was 101 Uses for a Dead Cat book. She snatched it from the table...shredded it...threw it in a bin and told me I was a nasty person. :-)

[wolf63]

The book is dark humour and anybody willing to live with a sociopathic serial killer with a huge narcissistic streak has to be able to have s dark sense of humour.

What would she have done if you had been selling drones?.

[gness]

Probably tied me to one, Wolf. :-(

[wolf63]

they could at least use a small drone for you.
:-)

[gness]

:-)

[seekeerz]

Oh that’s just priceless :)))

[Barmaid]

I read that last night. I laughed so much it hurt. I was incoherent trying to explain to Mr BM.

[pastafreak]

Dark humour is required in order to own/ be kept by a cat.
That's hilarious.