Aliens?

[nicebloke1]

Are we going to need more hotels?

[Ellipsis]

It's OK, they're all staying in a TARDIS ...

[Arksided]

That's probably true Elipsis... staying in a Hotel to them must be like a human nestling down in a hamster cage.

[Zacs-Master]

Not like the one in Knowsley!

[nicebloke1]

The government are going to need more "space"

[Arksided]

Indeed they will ;-) I think the whole house though.

[nicebloke1]

Where is Arnold Schwarzenegger when you need him? How much do you think the government will offer us, to take an Alien out of orbit and re- home.

[nicebloke1]

You don't think they've come flying over to check if we are still chopping and peeling potatoes. ( Cadburys Smash) :0>

[anneasquith]

Smashing reply .

[bookbinder]

Let's just hope that the hotels won't be built by Turkish builders.

[nicebloke1]

Well there is that bb, but we have built building that are a fire risk.Outer cladding.

[Ken4155]

This government must act now before the alien traffickers swamp our tiny island with the extra-terrestrial cargo of their rubber spaceships.

[douglas9401]

They already have a foothold, see The West Country.