The Gorilla

[Rondy]

The zoo keeper said to Paddy "the female gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her for £500"
Paddy said " I'll do it but there are 3 conditions. Firstly I won't kiss her and secondly my family must never find out"
What's the 3rd condition then?" said the zoo keeper.

"Give me 2 weeks to raise the £500!!"

[zebo]

When Indecent Proposal was doing the rounds one of my Year 11 asked me at lunchtime if I would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. She was shocked when I replied Where would I get a million dollars! But not as surprised as the Ofsted inspector who had been working round the corner, she nearly choked on her butty apparently!