Casino

[Rondy]

A beautiful blonde from Dublin arrived at the casino and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude".

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES YES, I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumb founded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

This proves 3 things -

1. Not all Irish are stupid

2, Not all blondes are dumb,

3. All men are men.
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[EmelyKaufman]

Ohh, how I hate when people make fun of blondes