Okay - the coffee and a DT beckons, so have a good one all.....it's why they call it 'long covid' - I'll get me coat but not before:
A man walks into a pub and goes up to the barman and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus"
If I get quarantined for two weeks with my wife and I die. I can assure you it was not the virus that killed me.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here"
Since everybody has now started washing their hands, the peanuts at the bar have lost their taste.
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