Driving Abroad

[Rondy]

John met Tom on the High Street.
"How are you?" asked John, "Got any plans for your holidays?"
"Yes", replied Tom, "We're taking the boat to Calais, then driving down to the Med!"
"Driving? You do know that in France they drive on the other side of the road. If you're not used to it, it can be dangerous!"
"I'll manage", said Tom.

They met again a couple of weeks later.
"Hi!", said John, "Holiday plans all set?"
"Yes, I've booked flights to Nice."
"Flights?" said John, "I thought you were driving!"
"Yes, but you said driving on the other side was dangerous. I tried it on the M5 and it blooming well is!"

[barry1010]

He's right, you know :D

[Hopkirk]

You don't want to go to France. The French are revolting.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Lol!