crush

[babscartland]

i fancy the pants off my plumber. but theres nothing wrong with my heating system. what **** and ball story can i come up with to get him round me house? maybe a 6 inch nail through me floorboard via the water pipe? or is that a bit extreme?

[dot.hawkes]

when was your system last drained and serviced?

[babscartland]

he only fitted it 1year ago, and when he was servicing me mums fire last week i asked him and he said oh no it will be fine, damm!

[dot.hawkes]

mmm, then maybe you should ask him round to do an estimate on fitting a new shower

[babscartland]

well dot. i went out for a few drinks on sat night and well wot seemed like a good idea at the time. i texted him and said will you come round and flush me u-bend through how embarrassing. so he propably knows i fancy him.im cringing at the thought of it. in my house i got 3 down stairs rooms but the middle room hasnt got a radiator. i could ask for a quote for a rad.? trouble is im so skint. oh its silly isnt it. maybe i should sit tight and i will get over it. but it is pretty cold in my living room and ive got 2 little kiddies??worth a quote? wots reckon?

[cool-russian]

Tell him the pressure is building up in your boiler and you need him to release it before you explode.

[electricblue]

reckon u should just ring em and tell him YOU need a service and would he please oblige!!!straight to the point!!

[babscartland]

i know but,after the ME U BEND TEXT i feels a bit embarassed. maybe i should leave it for a week or 3,dont want him to think im stalking him? ew but the boiler is gonna explode! aint had a crush like this for years and it feels lush. just split with partner of 12 years and well talk about liberated! i dont go out without makeup, wants me hair to look nice at all times,just in case i sees him. just ordered new hair straightners off net,cant dare afford it but hay! wot if i bump into the plumber,cant look hanging. when im out and i sees a van like his i just goes to pieces!just in case its him.

[babscartland]

how sad am i???????????????????

[adonia]

dots just jealous because her system doesn't run anymore babs

[curiosity]

Not as sad as my friend at work, she has workmen round all the time, I've suggested to her that she has the equivilant of Munchausens By Proxy for household maintenance and breaks things on purpose! Only today, she wants my "gutterman" friend back this week. lol.

[raysparx1]

hey babs if you want something plugged in, i'll do it, I will light up your dark areas, and switch you on,you won't shock me, but I can slip you a length of wire if you want !!! xx

[goindoolally]

I ended up in a relationship with a guy who's a carpet fitter after I asked him if he'd come and lay me (dramatic pause) carpet! Sadly no longer together but it lasted about 9 years. ☺

[enidblyton]

perhaps if u just phone him and tell him u need a good servicing, boilers should be serviced every twelve months and it seems like your boiler needs it asap

[bigbirdmorg]

Fiddle with the ball c0ck in the toilet cistern.
Then when it doest fill after flushing give him a ring.
But be careful he might be one of those Rogue Traders :o)

[Al_Ucard]

Just ask him if he can come and stick his squirter in your blurter.

[ummmm]

Switch your boiler off at the wall and then phone him and say your boiler won't turn on! When he figures out the problem you can act all innocent.